Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
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I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Dear god my vagina.
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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