I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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