"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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it was like getting a handjob from robocop
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
They get 5 minutes to wear their speedos at the wedding
Oh my god I'll have to be really drunk for that
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There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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