I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
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And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
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