I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
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This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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