Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
her vagine was all disorganized.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
You force fed me chocolate chips and avocados for 3 hours and kept asking me about my trip to sweden when I was 4.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
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