I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Come downstairs. Moms serving wine for breakfast again.
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
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