i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
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This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
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Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
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