Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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