Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
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hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
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Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
I need to align my fucking chakras
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