I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
There's always time for handjobs
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
