Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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