I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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