when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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