Me too!
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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