Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
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I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
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He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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