i wish semen tasted like chocolate
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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