We named our party play list daddy issues
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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