There's a woman here that looks like a cross between Michael Jackson and Flipper.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
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Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
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Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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