CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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