Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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