if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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