ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
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Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
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omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Hello my rib-scented angel!
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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