I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
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Do I have a choice?
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thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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