I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
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I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
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Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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