We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
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