i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I'm hoarding IKEA meatballs in my purse
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
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