Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
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