I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
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I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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