Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
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And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
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My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
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