Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
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Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
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All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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