Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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