My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
I hope mine doesn't look like that
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
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