yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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