Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
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