covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
She agreed that we could have sex whenever I wanted and I could let someone else meet my mom.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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