Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
So vagazzling was a success
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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