why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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