why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
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