if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
My brain says no but my pants say off.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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