i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Go to the bar. Find a girl. Ask if she can cook. Tell her you have a guitar at home. Ask her if she wants to see it. Bring her home. Sleep with her. Tell her it's your birthday in the morning. Enjoy your made with lust breakfast.
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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