This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
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Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
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It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
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