It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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