ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
He felt like a one man threesome
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You are in a fancy European city. The best way to truly experience the city is through Tinder
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
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