I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
Walk of Shame today included voting.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
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There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize