So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
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The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
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please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
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