I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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