brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
...so i touched it.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
So i've noticed that drunk me erases sent messages to hide them from sober me, because drunk me knows that sober me will be PISSED at drunk me.
Randomize
