Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
i mean let's face it...the pregnant girl was really slowing us down.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
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