This is the worst date ever. Pls kill me. No, wait, scratch that, stick to the original plan of killing Paris Hilton, I'll live though this
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
its barely noon and he already threw up and i have second degree burn
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
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