I love black thongs
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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