Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
i was puking in the toilet, he walked in and to talk to me and started puking in the sink.. Could this be my perfect man??
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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