At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
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dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
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Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
I've spent so much time on tinder lately I just tried to left swipe an instagram photo of my neighbor
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