hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
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What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
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he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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