Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
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i drank out of a bidet.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
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She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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