My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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