Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Shame is for Republicans.
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