he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
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You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
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Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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