I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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